Tuesday, February 17, 2009
{ 8:38 PM }
: Take My Word Ep 22B - 25A
: 我愿意 - 大嘴巴
: strong-willed (never give up)
: Things to do : trying to solve the problems asap
To avoid your next case of verbal diarrhea, here are 13 things to never share or discuss with your co-workers.
1. Salary information
What you earn is between you and Human Resources, Solovic says. Disclosure indicates you aren’t capable of keeping a confidence.
2. Medical history
“Nobody really cares about your aches and pains, your latest operation, your infertility woes or the contents of your medicine cabinet,” Lopeke says. To your employer, your constant medical issues make you seem like an expensive, high-risk employee.
3. Gossip
Whomever you’re gossiping with will undoubtedly tell others what you said, Solovic says. Plus, if a co-worker is gossiping with you, most likely he or she will gossip about you.
4. Work complaints
Constant complaints about your workload, stress levels or the company will quickly make you the kind of person who never gets invited to lunch, Solovic warns. If you don’t agree with company policies and procedures, address it through official channels or move on.
5. Cost of purchases
The spirit of keeping up with the Joneses is alive and well in the workplace, Lopeke says, but you don’t want others speculating on the lifestyle you’re living –or if you’re living beyond your salary bracket.
6. Intimate details
Don’t share intimate details about your personal life. Co-workers can and will use the information against you, Solovic says.
7. Politics or religion
“People have strong, passionate views on both topics,” Solovic says. You may alienate a co-worker or be viewed negatively in a way that could impact your career.
8. Lifestyle changes
Breakups, divorces and baby-making plans should be shared only if there is a need to know, Lopeke says. Otherwise, others will speak for your capabilities, desires and limitations on availability, whether there is any truth to their assumptions or not.
9. Blogs or social networking profile
What you say in a social networking community or in your personal blog may be even more damaging than what you say in person, Solovic warns. “Comments online can be seen by multiple eyes. An outburst of anger when you are having a bad day … can blow up in your face.”
10. Negative views of colleagues
If you don’t agree with a co-worker’s lifestyle, wardrobe or professional abilities, confront that person privately or keep it to yourself, Lopeke says. The workplace is not the venue for controversy.
11. Hangovers and wild weekends
It’s perfectly fine to have fun during the weekend, but don’t talk about your wild adventures on Monday, Solovic advises. That information can make you look unprofessional and unreliable.
12. Personal problems and relationships – in and out of the office
“Failed marriages and volatile romances spell instability to an employer,” Lopeke says. Office romances lead to gossip and broken hearts, so it’s best to steer clear. “The safest way to play is to follow the rule, ‘Never get your honey where you get your money.’”13. Off-color or racially charged comments
You can assume your co-worker wouldn’t be offended or would think something is funny, but you might be wrong, Solovic says. Never take that risk. Furthermore, even if you know for certain your colleague wouldn’t mind your comment, don’t talk about it at work. Others can easily overhear.
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Sunday, November 09, 2008
{ 7:37 PM }
We are not sure how effective it is, just try this method when it rains heavily. This method was told by a Police friend who had experienced and confirmed it.... it is useful...even driving at night.
Most of the motorists would turn on HIGH or FASTEST SPEED of the wipers during heavy downpour, yet the visibiilty in front of the windscreen is still bad..... Thus, in the event you face such situation, just try your SUN GLASSES ( any model will do), and miracle..... ......... ..
All of a sudden, your visibility in front of your windscreen are perfectly clear, as if there is no rain........ ......... Try it yourself and share it with your friends..... .........
Make sure you have a pair of SUN GLASSES in your car, you are not only helping yourself to drive safely with good vision, but also you might save your friend's life when driving in the rain........ ........
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Wednesday, November 05, 2008
{ 8:53 PM }
Take 2 minutes and read through this; you will be amazed at what you can learn!
Bed Sheets
After drying sheets, put both sheets and one pillowcase in the other pillow case. Fold neatly in a square. Next time you change sheets, you just take the one pillow case and all the sheets and pillow case are inside. No need to look for matches.
Reheat Pizza
Heat up leftover pizza in a non-stick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works.
Reheating refrigerated bread
To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the food moist and help it reheat faster.
Broken Glass
Use a dry cotton ball to pick up little broken pieces of glass - the fibers catch ones you can't see!
Easier thank you's
When you throw a bridal/baby shower, buy a pack of thank you cards for the guest of honor. During the party, pass out the envelopes and have everyone put their address on one. When the bride/new mother sends the thank you's, they're all addressed!
Name tag
If you purchase a new bike for your child, place their picture inside the handle bar before placing the grips on. If the bike is stolen and later recovered, remove the grip and there is your proof who owns the bike.
Flexible vacuum
To get something out of a heat register or under the fridge add an empty paper towel roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum. It can be bent or flattened to get in narrow openings.
Reducing Static Cling
Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have a clingy skirt or dress. Same thing works with slacks that cling when wearing panty hose. Place pin in seam of slacks and -- voila -- static is gone.
Measuring Cups
Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill it with hot water. Dump out the hot water, but don't dry the cup. Next, add your ingredient, such as peanut butter, and watch how easily it comes right out.
Foggy Windshield?
Hate foggy windshields? Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the glove box of your car. When the windows fog, rub with the eraser! Works better than a cloth!
Reopening envelope
If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include something inside, just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an hour or two. Voila! It unseals easily.
Conditioner
Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It's a lot cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. It's also a great way to use up the conditioner you bought but didn't like when you tried it in your hair...
Good-bye Fruit Flies
To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass fill it 1/2 with Apple Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dishwashing liquid, mix well. You will find those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever!
Get Rid of Ants
Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. They eat it, take it 'home,' & can't digest it so it kills them. It may take a week or so, esp. if it rains, but it works & you don't have the worry about pets or small children being harmed!
Take baby powder to the beach
Keep a small bottle of baby powder in your beach bag. When you're ready to leave the beach sprinkle yourself and kids with the powder and the sand will slide right off your skin.
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Sunday, November 02, 2008
{ 12:11 PM }
TRUST is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is broken, it is the end of the relationship. Lack of trust leads to suspicion, suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and enmity may result in separation.A telephone operator told me that one day she received a phone call. She answered, 'Public Utilities Board.' There was silence. She repeated, 'PUB.' There was still no answer. When she was going to cut off the line, she Heard a lady's voice, 'Oh, so this is PUB. Sorry, I got the number from my Husband's pocket but I do not know whose number it is.' Without mutual trust, just imagine what will happen to the couple if the telephone operator answered with just 'hello' instead of 'PUB'.NO POINTING FINGERSA man asked his father-in-law, 'Many people praised you for a successful marriage. Could you please share with me your secret?' The father-in-law answered in a smile, 'Never criticize your wife for her shortcomings or when she does something wrong. Always bear in mind that because of her shortcomings and weaknesses, she could not find a better husband than you.' We all look forward to being loved and respected. Many people are afraid of losing face. Generally, when a person makes a mistake, he would look around to find a scapegoat to point the finger at. This is the start of a war. We should always remember that when we point one finger at a person, the other four fingers are pointing at ourselves.. If we forgive the others, others will ignore our mistake too.CREATING PERFECT RELATIONSHIPS?A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested 'I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one.' The SDU officer said, 'Your requirements, please.' 'Oh, good looking, polite, humorous , sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest.' The officer listened carefully and replied, 'I understand you need television.' There is a saying that a perfect match can only be found between a blind wife and a deaf husband, because the blind wife cannot see the faults of the husband and the deaf husband cannot hear the nagging of the wife. Many couples are blind and deaf at the courting stage and dream of perpetual perfect relationship. Unfortunately, when the excitement of love wears off, they wake up and discover that marriage is not a bed of roses. The nightmare begins. NO OVERPOWERINGMany relationships fail because one party tries to overpower another, or demands too much. People in love tend to think that love will conquer all and their spouses will change the bad habits after marriage. Actually, this is not the case. There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that 'It is easier to reshape a mountain or a river than a person's character.' It is not easy to change. Thus, having high expectation on changing the spouse character will cause disappointment and unpleasantness. It would be less painful to change ourselves and lower our expectations.. RIGHT SPEECHThere is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that 'A speech will either prosper or ruin a nation.' Many relationships break off because of wrong speech. When a couple is too close with each other, we always forget mutual respect and courtesy. We may say anything without considering if it would hurt the other party. A friend and her millionaire husband visited their construction site. A worker who wore a helmet saw her and shouted, 'Hi, Emily! Remember me? We used to date in the secondary school.' On the way home, her millionaire husband teased her, 'Luckily you married me. Otherwise you will be the wife of a construction worker.' She answered,'You should appreciate that you married me. Other wise, he will be the millionaire and not you.' Frequently exchanging these remarks plants the seed for a bad relationship. It's like a broken egg - cannot be reversed. PERSONAL PERCEPTIONDifferent people have different perception. One man's meat could be another man's poison. A couple bought a donkey from the market. On the way home, a boy commented, 'Very stupid. Why neither of them ride on the donkey? 'Upon hearing that, the husband let the wife ride on the donkey. He walked besides them. Later, an old man saw it and commented, 'The husband is the head of family. How can the wife ride on the donkey while the husband is on foot?' Hearing this, the wife quickly got down and let the husband ride on the donkey. Further on the way home, they met an old Lady. She commented, 'How can the man ride on the donkey but let the wife walk. He is no gentleman.' The husband thus quickly asked the wife to join him on the donkey. Then, they met a young man. He commented, 'Poor donkey, how can you hold up the weight of two persons. They are cruel to you.' Hearing that, the husband and wife immediately climbed down from the donkey and carried it on their shoulders. It seems to be the only choice left. Later, on a narrow bridge, the donkey was frightened and struggled. They lost their balance and fell into the river. You can never have everyone praise you, nor will everyone condemn you. Never in the past, not at present, and never will be in the future. Thus, do not be too bothered by others words if our conscience is clear.. BE PATIENTThis is a true story which happened in the States. A man came out of his home to admire his new truck. To his puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents into the shiny paint of the truck. The man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy's hands into pulp as punishment. When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital. Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones, he finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy's hands. When the boy woke up from the surgery & saw his bandaged stubs, he innocently said, 'Daddy, I'm sorry about your truck.' Then he asked, 'but when are my fingers going to grow back?' The father went home & committed suicide. Think about this story the next time someone steps on your feet or u wish to take revenge. Think first before u lose your patience with someone u love. Trucks can be re! paired.. Broken bones & hurt feelings often can't. Too often we fail to recognize the difference between the person and the performance. We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge. People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes. But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever.Labels: reads
Sunday, July 13, 2008
{ 10:56 AM }
1) Powder Your Roots
If your hairline starts to look greasy, dig up a big, fluffy makeup brush, and dip it into a pot of loose powder. Tap it once on the back of your hand to remove the excess, then dust it over your roots. It mops up oil and blends into your strands, so no one will know you didn't shower.
2) Scent Strands with Perfume
Spray a light shot of fragrance into your brush's bristles. Run it through strands from roots to ends and your hair will smell amazing throughout the day.
3) Cure Calluses with Vaseline
Slather on the petroleum jelly, and put on socks before bed to dissolve tough calluses overnight.
4) Spot-Treat Smudges
Dip a cotton swab in eye-makeup remover, and trace it along your lids to erase any slipups or goofs when there's no time to redo your whole look.
5) Fix a Flushed Face
If you turn red and stay that way after exercising (like seriously red for hours, even though you're healthy and hydrated), take an antihistamine like Benadryl when you leave the gym to reduce redness.
6) Soften Your Bod with Avocado
Take a ripe avocado, remove the pit and skin, and mash it up in a bowl. Slather it all over your body, let it sit for 20 minutes, then rinse off. Your skin will be sooo soft — avocado is a natural moisturizer.
7) Super-Glue a Nail
Instead of tearing off your nail when it breaks, put a tiny dab of Super Glue over the split, and paint a generous layer of your favorite nail polish shade over it. Go for an opaque option (like red, purple, or coral) to camouflage and seal the crack.
8) Use Makeup Remover on Stubborn Lipstick
Don't try to rub off red lipstick (which makes it smear across your mouth — not so sexy). Instead, take a cotton ball or tissue, dip it in makeup remover, and just dab to erase the dark stain fast.
9) Tame Brows with Eye Cream
Pat any kind of rich eye cream over brows to help keep them hydrated and banish those icky white specks that look like dandruff.
10) Buff with Baking Soda
If you find yourself streaking (not glowing) after applying self-tanner, put some baking soda on a loofah, and scrub away the stripes.
11) Brush on Hair Spray
For the final step of your blow-dry, spray hair spray onto your brush, and run it through strands from roots to tips. This way, your 'do isn't plastered and stiff but still holds volume and shine.
12) Boost Body Lotion with Baby Oil
If you're craving shiny legs that aren't greasy, blend a drop of baby oil into your normal body lotion for extra luster.
13) Dab Essential Oil on a Hangnail
Put on apricot oil, the kind found in health-food stores, to protect cuticles from turning rough and raggedy.
14) Quell a Cold Sore with Cream
When a cold sore is coming on, dab a bit of thick moisturizer, like Aquaphor, over it to prevent it from getting worse.
15) Freeze Your Eyeliner
If the tip of your eyeliner pencil crumbles and smears on your lids, store the liner in the freezer for 15 minutes before use so the tip is firm and goes across your skin smoothly.
16) Use Toothpaste on a Zit
Use just a pea-size amount. Let sit for 15 minutes to absorb the oil so the pimple won't get more clogged, then wash off.
17) Heat Up Your Curler
If you have stick-straight lashes, try blasting your metal eyelash curler with a hair dryer for a couple of seconds to heat it up so your lashes bend more easily. And use a waterproof mascara. The formula dries faster than other mascaras, so it sets the curl more effectively.
18) Use Soap Without Water
You know those fancy bars that are actually too pretty to use? Toss them in your underwear or tee-shirt drawers to make your skin smell delicious.
19) Groom Brows with a Toothbrush
Mist an (unused!) toothbrush or eyebrow comb with hair spray to help flatten and tame unruly brows.
20) Put Diaper-Rash Cream on Dry Spots
Slather on a thick layer of diaper-rash cream to heal cracked elbows and feet.
21) Lubricate Your Lashes
An easy way to draw attention to your eyes without putting on a pile of makeup is to comb petroleum jelly lightly through the tips of eyelashes to get a sexy, subtle sparkle.
22) Steamroll Flyaways
Spray on hair spray, then roll the can over your strands. The round bottle fits the curved shape of your head, locks in the spray, and flattens out frizz.
23) Spike Lotion with Bronzer
If you don't have time to book a self-tanning session, mix a few pumps of body bronzer with regular hand lotion and pat it on your legs for a gradual dose of sexy, beachy color.
24) Air-Dry Your Curls
Let your hair dry indoors before going out in the cold. The curls will be really bouncy and piecey-perfect.
25) Press a Tea Bag on Splotches
If your skin is sensitive or just looking irritated and puffy for some reason, steep a bag of green tea for a minute or two, let it cool down, and dab it over your face. The antioxidants in the tea take down inflammation.
26) Shave with Conditioner
Ran out of shaving cream? Do double duty by coating your stems with a thick hair conditioner. It softens the hair so it's easier to shave off and makes legs feel amazingly silky.
27) Amp Shine with Vinegar
Mix one part vinegar with four parts carbonated water, and soak dry hair. Leave on for 15 minutes before you shampoo to lock in shine and combat dullness.
28) Exfoliate Your Pits
If your underarms start to look dry and flaky, an easy trick is to exfoliate them with a gentle face scrub to keep that skin pretty when going sleeveless.
29) Customize Your Body Lotion
Instead of shelling out for an expensive perfumed body product, you can make your own by pouring a few drops of fragrance into any scent-free lotion. Rub it on — the scent will last for hours.
30) "Brush" with Mouthwash
If you're too wiped out after a late night of partying to clean your teeth, rinse with water and mouthwash, then use a dry toothbrush on the area where your teeth hit your gums.
31) Make an Egg-White Mask
To revive tired, dull skin without hitting the spa table, try this: Crack open an egg in a bowl, separate the yolk, and use the egg whites to make a face mask. The proteins help to heal and restore skin's moisture. Leave it on for five minutes, then rinse off.
32) Dry Sensitive Skin with T.P.
Instead of drying your face with a scratchy towel, pat with toilet paper — it's ultrasoft on delicate skin (and bums!).
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Monday, June 16, 2008
{ 10:19 PM }
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times.?""Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him. "
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why? "Your're with the "GOVERNMENT".. This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED." Labels: reads
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
{ 11:43 AM }
A man can go two weeks without eating. But if he doesn't rest at all, he can only survive for one week. Sleeping provides us the time to rest our internal organs, eyes and brains. Poor sleep quality can cause internal damage to our internal organs and brains. Therefore, sleeping is very important to us.
If you wish to have a long life and stay healthy, please take note of the advice below.
5 DON'TS when you are sleeping
1) DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCHWatches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.
2) DON'T SLEEP WITH BRAScientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.
3) DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONEPutting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first.
4) DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE-UPPeople who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.
5) DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE OR HUSBANDYou may never wake up again.
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008
{ 9:54 PM }
Before marriage. .Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.Baling here... baling there..
Before marriage. .I die for you. . .
After marriage."You die, up to you. "Lagi lama married. .You die I help you!
Before marriage. .You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. . .You go anywhere. . up to you.Lagi lama married. . .You go anywhere better get lost!!
Before wedding you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding you get on my nerves. "
Before wedding "you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding "you are worse than godzila"
Before wedding Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you
Before wedding Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding You want to go, he says you wait-la
Before wedding She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding Don't know whether katak or biawak
Before wedding Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
After wedding Furthest you go is Maxwell Hill
Before wedding He opens the car door
After wedding He opens his mouth and snores
Before wedding She / he was your ideal
After wedding She / he becomes your ordeal
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Tuesday, April 22, 2008
{ 12:26 AM }
A woman scans the guests at a party and spots an attractive manstanding alone.....
so she approaches him."Hi......... ... My name is Carmen", she tells him.
"That's a beautiful name," he replies, "Is it a family name?""No," she says.........
"I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I love the most ........cars and men."
And .....What's your name?" she ask.He replies..... "B. J. Titsenbeer".
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Friday, March 21, 2008
{ 3:41 PM }
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the
ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I
asked her not to do that.
Why?' my daughter asked.
'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty,
and probably has germs,' I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked
at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma,
how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.'
I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You
have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.'
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering
this new information.
'OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So, if you don't pass the test you have to be the
dad.'
Exactly,' I replied back with a big smile on my face.Labels: reads
Monday, December 31, 2007
{ 6:59 PM }
This one from Singapore ...dunno how true but just keep 1ct coins in your pocket & see if it works.
Bee/Hornet Cure:
Sharing this information in case you experience the same problem around your home/garden. ..A couple of weeks ago I was unfortunate to get stung by both a bee and hornet while working in the garden. My arm swelled so off to the doctor I went. The clinic gave me cream and an antihistamine.Next day the swelling got progressively worse so off to my regular doctor I went...infected arm needed an antibiotic.
** The interesting thing is what the Doctor told me..."Next time you get stung put a penny on the bite for 15 minutes."That night my niece got stung by two bees. When she came over to swim I looked at the bite and it had already started to swell. So off Iwent to get my money and taped a penny to her arm for 15 minutes. Next morning, there was no sign of a bite. We were very surprised but figured perhaps she just wasn ' t allergic to the sting.Then guess what? I got stung again by a hornet twice on my left hand. I was distressed thinking I would have to go to the doctor for yet more antibiotics. I promptly went into the house, got my money out and taped twopennies to my bites, then sat and sulked for 15 minutes. The penny took the sting out of the bite immediately. I still wasn ' t sure what was going to happen.In the meantime the hornets were attacking my niece and she got stung on the thumb. Out came another penny. The next morning I could only see a microspot where I had been stung...no redness, no swelling. I went to see my niece and hers was the same. I couldn ' t even see where she got stung! The Doctor said that somehow the copper in the penny counteracts the bite. I would never have believed it. But it DEFINITELY WORKED ! So remember this little bit of wisdom, keep a stock of pennies on hand at school and at home and pass this on.
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Thursday, December 20, 2007
{ 12:38 PM }
This is so funny....... ......... ..and most are so true........ Funny truths about life in small small Singapore ....
1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on
2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep
3. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese
4. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox
5. Spore Chinese use different languages other then Chinese to communicate.
6. Sporean never like to vote, but like to complain
7. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit Car! d, CPF but no Cash and is liable to lots of loans
9. There are quite a few high-tech barbaric singaporeans -they know how to use state-of-the art equipment, 3g mobile phone and powerful computers but they dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet
10. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats
11. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)
12. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke
13. Private Cars - Cheaper and Cheaper to buy, harder and harder to Maintain
14. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost
15. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More
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Friday, December 14, 2007
{ 12:35 AM }
Carrot + Ginger + Apple - Boost and cleanse our system.
Apple + Cucumber + Celery - Prevent cancer, reduce cholestrol, and improve stomach upset and headache.
Tomato + Carrot + Apple - Improve skin complexion and bad breath.
Bitter gourd + Apple + Milk - Avoid bad breath and reduce internal body heat.
Orange + Ginger + Cucumber - Improve Skin texture and moisture and reduce body heat.
Pineapple + Apple + Watermelon - To dispel excess salts, nourishes the bladder and kidney.
Apple + Cucumber + Kiwi - To improve skin complexion.
Pear & Banana - To regulates sugar content.
Carrot + Apple + Pear + Mango - Clear body heat, counteracts toxicity, decreased blood pressure and fight oxidization.
Honeydew + Grape + Watermelon + Milk - Rich in vitamin C + Vitamin B2 that increase cell activity and strengthen body immunity.
Papaya + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin C, E, Iron. Improve skin complexion and metabolism.
Banana + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin with nutritious and prevent constipation.
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Monday, November 05, 2007
{ 11:32 PM }
By Astrologer and Naturopath, Leonie Regan
Many people believe that astrology can not only give you an insight into who you are, it can also give you an insight into your health and the types of health problems you may have.
There are 12 signs in the Zodiac and each sign is said to rule a part of the body and related systems in the body.
From the list of signs below, read about your sun sign and how this may impact on your health. If you know the position of the moon in your chart and the sign of your ascendant, read these signs as well for an even better indication of what your health issues may be.
The following is only a basic outline of the possible health impact indicated by your sun sign. A full and detailed understanding can only be established by using the whole chart and taking into account the positions of all planets, as well as the relationship between them.
Aries:Rules the head and all the important organs associated with it, especially the eyes. It also represents the brain.
Aries rush into life, and can be very impulsive, and this increases the likelihood of accidents, particularly injuries to the head and face.
Aries, as a fire sign, generates heat, hence inflammations and fevers are frequent. Typical complaints are headaches.
Aries are very energetic people who need to be constantly doing and using their energy through physical expression. If they are not using their energy externally this energy becomes internalised, resulting in anger, frustration, and eventually debilitating depression.
Aries can become very stressed and nervous. They need to learn to relax, usually by doing some sort of physical exercise.
Eating too fast and rushing around can result in indigestion and malabsorption of nutrients from food.
Taurus:Rules the throat, neck, ears, thyroid gland and tonsils as well as the lympathic system.
A run-down Taurian will develop tenderness and inflammation of the throat and tonsils; as well as ear infections.
As it rules the thyroid gland many Taurians can't convert food into usable energy and often have difficulty with weight.
Taurians love the good things in life. They can over-indulge in rich food which creates an overload for the digestive system resulting in digestive disorders and bowel problems.
They are usually strong and persevering and do not succumb to illness easily. However, once they do they take longer than many others to recover.
Gemini:Rules the hands, arms, shoulders, nervous system, lungs, diaphragm and tubes of the body.
Geminis have a tendency to nervous diseases and exhaustion, and lung ailments eg pneumonia, pleurisy and asthma.
It is important for Geminis to be challenged mentally. Geminis who are not expressing their intellectual activity and thoughts will suffer from anxiety and excessive worry. This can often become physically expressed as headaches, migraines, indigestion and insomnia.
Since they thrive on nervous energy, their health weaknesses are the adrenal glands and nervous system.
Cancer:Rules the breasts, female reproductive system and stomach.
Cancerians frequently suffer from indigestion, butterflies in the stomach, diarrhoea, acute stress, colitis and ulcers.
Many Cancer women are especially sensitive to the natural hormonal changes characteristic of the monthly female cycle, often causing emotional symptoms or irritability, depression and weepiness and the physical symptoms of fluid retention.
Cancerians hate confrontations, backing off at any cost.
Leo:
Rules the heart most importantly, as well as the back and spine.
The back is particularly vulnerable to strain and injury.
Being admired will create good health and happiness for Leos.
Leos love the good things in life and are prone to excesses including over work and over playing. These excesses lead to bad backs, colds and flus. Leos need to pace themselves, lift heavy objects correctly, adopt a sensible diet and get a good night's sleep.
Warmth and comfort are essential.
Virgo:Rules intestines, duodenum and spleen.
Virgos have a tendency to intestinal complaints eg diarrhoea, constipation, peritonitis, stomach ulcers, appendicitis and colitis.
Virgos must be discriminating in regard to what they eat.
Virgos are often obsessed by health and diet (and psychology and self-help).
Some Virgos suffer from physical illness as a result of worry and nervous strain.
Libra: Rules kidneys, adrenal glands and the acid/alkali balance in the body.
Librans need to drink lots of water, which flushes out the kidneys. If they don't they can become prone to skin troubles, cystitis, kidney infections, inflammations and kidney stones.
Harmonious relationships are of prime importance to Librans. If the important relationships in their lives go wrong, they can begin to suffer from tension and frustration and physical illness.
Also essential is an aesthetically pleasing home environment, which is arguably the best medicine for their stress.
Librans are naturally indecisive, and can have trouble with self-assertion, generating inner tension.
Scorpio:Rules the reproductive system, prostrate gland, colon and bladder.
Many female Scorpios develop gynaecological problems, such as painful and irregular menstruation, heavy bleeding, fibroids, and PMS.
Scorpios are tenacious and hold onto emotional hurts and wounds, which undermine their health. Often the immune system suffers, causing them to fall prey to all sorts of infections. They need to release negative behaviour patterns.
Sagittarius:
Rules the hips, thighs, liver and sciatic nerve.
Sagittarians are attracted to sports and related activities, and often suffer sports-related injuries, especially to hips, thighs, sacrum and coccyx.
Sagittarians have a happy-go-lucky disposition and enjoy rich living, including alcohol, and often have problems with obesity.
Sagittarius rules body fat - many find problematic fat around hips and thighs, as well as cellulite and varicose veins. Regular massage and walks, a strenuous exercise regime emphasising flexibility and a nutritious diet with adequate water to flush away toxins can help with these problems.
Sagittarians have excellent recuperative powers as long as they exercise regularly.
Capricorn:Rules the bones, joints, knees, skin, nails, teeth and hair.
Capricorns tend to suffer from stiffness, and calcification of the bones and joints and they are prone to chills and cold feet.
To maintain physical flexibility and to ward off calcification of bones and joints, regular exercise and massages are essential.
Capricorns worry a great deal and are often weighed down by a sense of 'heaviness'.
Aquarius:
Rules the legs from knees to ankles and blood circulation.
Aquarians have a tendency to varicose veins, sprained ankles and circulatory and cardiac disorders.
Aquarians have generally good constitutions, but can become completely exhausted by constant thinking and communicating.
They need to guard against excesses and carelessness in diet.
Pisces:
Rules the feet, and by reflex association with abdominal and intestinal region.
Pisceans are very sensitive, emotional individuals, and are prone to abdominal disorders of tensions and emotional upsets.
Many turn to drugs and alcohol.
Pisceans need to strengthen their feet (regular foot massages may help), and they should also ensure they wear good shoes. Avoid wearing high heels!
Pisceans are vulnerable to environmental toxins and allergy-related conditions and should undergo allergy tests.
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Sunday, March 25, 2007
{ 12:22 AM }
Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell.. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or any thing. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Your Ex-wife
Dear ex-wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and! bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
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Tuesday, March 06, 2007
{ 11:17 PM }
A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper."Where does poo come from?" she asks.The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:"Well you know we just ate breakfast?""Yes," answers the girl."Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."The little girl looks shocked, and stares, at him with a watery eyes in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:"And Tigger?"Labels: reads
Sunday, February 18, 2007
{ 8:29 PM }
DON'T TAKE PANADOL AND PANADOL ACTI FAST AND PANADOL SOLUBLE (ESP. PPL HAVE GASTRIC). FYI... One real story from a guy... My husband was working in a hospital as an IT engineer, as the hospital is planning to set up! adatabase of its patient. And he knows some of the doctor quite well. The doctors used to tell him that whenever they have a headache, they are not willing to take PANADOL (PARACETMOL) . This is because Panadol is toxic to the body, and it harms the liver. According to the doctor, Panadol will reside in the body for at least 5 years. And according to the doctor, there used to be an incident where an air stewardess consumes a lot of panadol during her menstrual as she needs to stand all the time. She's now in her early 30's, and she needs to wash her kidney (DIALYSIS) every month.As said by the doctor that whenever we have a headache, that's because it is due to the electron/Ion imbalance in the brain. As an alternative solution to cope with this matter, they suggested that we buy 1 or 2 cans of isotonic drink (eg.100PLUS) , and mix it with drinking water according to a ratio of 1:1 ,simply, it means one cup 100plus, one cup water.Me and my husband have tried this on several occasions, and it seems to work well. Another method will be to submerge your feet in a basin of warm water so that it bring the blood pressure down from your throbbing head. As !Panadolis a pain killer, the more Panadol you take, the lesser would be your threshold for pain (your endurance level for pain).Value your life, THINK b4 you easily pop that familiar pill into your mouth again.Labels: reads
Thursday, February 01, 2007
{ 10:28 AM }
ii hope euu all can read tis tiny report..haha..real funny..
enjoy..
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Tuesday, January 30, 2007
{ 11:29 PM }
Scientific Proof .... If you want to reduce the risk of
a Heart Attack or Stroke in your man, then read the
article below the picture !!!!
haha..ii wonder if this report is true anot?...Labels: reads
{ 12:06 AM }
This is a true story of a young college girl who past away last month, at Shah Alam. Her name is Priya. She was hit by a lorry. I don't want to mention the name of the college. She has a boy friend named Shankar. He stays in Johor. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone. U can never see her without her handphone. She spends 3/4 of the day talking with Shankar. Both of them used maxis. Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family (just imagine their love). Before she passed away she always told her frens: "If I pass away please burn me with my handphone" She also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, people can't carry her coffin. I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still cant. Everybody including me, had tried to carry the coffin, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called their neighbour, a "bomoh" from thailand (pak Darin), who is a fren of her father. He took a sit and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". Then her frens told Darin bout her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and places her phone and SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked (can u feel the fear. i'm shaking at this moment). Priya's parents didn't inform Shankar that Priya had passed away (pity Shankar). After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom. Shankar said: "Atte, I'm coming home 2day. Cook something nice for me. Don't tell Priya that i'm coming home 2day. I wanna surprise her." Her mother replied..... "U come home first, I wanna tell u something very important." After he came to Shah Slam, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thought that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said: "Don't try to fool me. Tell Priya to come out. i have a gift for her. Pls stop this nonsense." Then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe (Shankar started to sweat). He said: "It's not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me." Shankar was shaking. Suddenly, Shakar's phone rang. "See this is from Priya. See this..." He showed the phone to priya's family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation loud and clear. No cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her sim card since it is nailed inside the coffin. They were so shocked and asked for pak Darin's help again. pak Darin brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve this matter. He & Darin worked for 5 hours. Than they discovered one thing... Tok Chen was sweating. His face was red. "I just cant believe this. It's quite amazing" he said. "I didn't think that this could actually happen. Unbelievable! " Oh My God! Maxis has the best line, ever. We can still keep in touch even when we're dead!! Talk about coverage!!! Best coverage ever!!!
Where can i get the SIMpack? Moral of the story Labels: reads
haha..ii wonder if this report is true anot?...